Melissa Burke does preemptive damage control.
[WARDED TO SEBASTIEN POPOVIC; WRITTEN IN FRENCH]
[WARDED TO IAN CORNER]
Ah Hogwarts, you're never dull.
Hello, my name is Melissa Burke. You do not know me and I hardly know anything about you aside from the fact that you're Beater for Beauxbatons. As you may or may not have noticed, some people have seemed to developed feelings for others fairly rapidly. One of those people affected is my room mate and friend Lucy Weasley who you may or may not know. You may be wondering now how this has anything to do with you, well, it has been revealed that you are the person she has developed feelings for. She is talking about ditching her boyfriend, Ian Corner, for you. If she approaches you then you have to do your best to rebuff her because I have it on good authority that she really likes Ian and this little fiasco going on will not interfere with that. You, no matter how good looking you are, will not interfere with that.[END WARD]
The picture below is how she looks like. Just imagine shorter hair.( Wave your little French Wand! )
To recap: my friend Lucy is being weird, she has suddenly developed feelings for you but she has a boyfriend and you should not interfere with that in any way. I will make you regret it if you do. Thank you for your time.
[WARDED TO IAN CORNER]
Hello Ian! I just wanted to alert you that Lucy is not acting like herself, like many people around us are, so anything she says about... oh I don't know, your relationship should not be taken seriously.[END WARD]
Ah Hogwarts, you're never dull.